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SMILE 4 A WHILE
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SMILE 4 A WHILE
Smile 4 a while…………………. :-)
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardar: India.
Boss: which part ?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God ! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All Pinoy Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer: Shouts Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Ha…. Haa… Haaaaa……………..
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardar: India.
Boss: which part ?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India.
Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God ! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All Pinoy Radio! '
NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer: Shouts Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
Ha…. Haa… Haaaaa……………..
Dammam- Global Moderator
Re: SMILE 4 A WHILE
Cant help but to crack about every joke you posted sir damman !!!
.bygafricans.- PPO Lieutenant General
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