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ADAM AND EVE ARE EGYPTIANS
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ADAM AND EVE ARE EGYPTIANS
Adam and Eve are Egyptian
A German, a Frenchman, an
Englishman, and an Egyptian went to an Art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. After observing
the painting for a while an intrigued observer asked the four men where they thought
Adam and Eve's origins could be from. The German said: 'Look at
the perfection of their bodies. She, with her slender and well formed figure and he with that athletic body and bulging muscles. There is no doubt they must be
of German origin.' Immediately the Frenchman reacts! 'C'est Impossible! One can clearly see the eroticism that is exuding from both figures... She so
feminine? he so masculine... and both so aware of the impending temptation... They must be French!'
Shaking his head in disagreement, the Englishman comments: 'Oh No, Chaps, It can't be! Note the serenity on their faces, their delicate pose, the
sobriety in their gestures. They could only be English.' After a few more seconds of
contemplation the Egyptian exclaims: 'I do NOT agree with ANY of your theories! Look closer, they don't have clothes, they don't have shoes, and they don't even have shelter. All they have is ONE apple to eat and to top it all off it is prohibited! They don't protest and they STILL think they are in Paradise !?? Clearly, these two can only be Egyptians...!!!'
A German, a Frenchman, an
Englishman, and an Egyptian went to an Art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. After observing
the painting for a while an intrigued observer asked the four men where they thought
Adam and Eve's origins could be from. The German said: 'Look at
the perfection of their bodies. She, with her slender and well formed figure and he with that athletic body and bulging muscles. There is no doubt they must be
of German origin.' Immediately the Frenchman reacts! 'C'est Impossible! One can clearly see the eroticism that is exuding from both figures... She so
feminine? he so masculine... and both so aware of the impending temptation... They must be French!'
Shaking his head in disagreement, the Englishman comments: 'Oh No, Chaps, It can't be! Note the serenity on their faces, their delicate pose, the
sobriety in their gestures. They could only be English.' After a few more seconds of
contemplation the Egyptian exclaims: 'I do NOT agree with ANY of your theories! Look closer, they don't have clothes, they don't have shoes, and they don't even have shelter. All they have is ONE apple to eat and to top it all off it is prohibited! They don't protest and they STILL think they are in Paradise !?? Clearly, these two can only be Egyptians...!!!'
Dammam- Global Moderator
Re: ADAM AND EVE ARE EGYPTIANS
baka pwede rin sila FILIPINO...what do you think?
lutinoman- PPO Brigadier General
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