THE MAID ASKED FOR A RAISE

by **Dammam** Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:57 pm

The Madam was very upset about this and asked:
'Now Maria, why do you want an increase?'

Maria: Well Madam, there are three reasons why I
want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.

Madam: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Madam: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Madam: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?'

Maria: 'The Master did.'
Madam: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'
Madam (very upset now): 'Did the Master say so as well?'

Maria: 'No Madam, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE..!