PWEDE NA RIN ITO (HAHAHA)

AIR PRESSURE
Pa-landing na ang presidential plane. Napansin ng stewardess na parang sumasakit ang tenga ni President Erap dahil sa air pressure kaya lumapit ito.

"Sir, chewing gum para hindi sumakit ang tenga ninyo sa flight," sabi ng stewardess.

Tinanggap ni Erap ang chewing gum. Ilang sandali pa, lumapag na ang eroplano. Kinausap ni Erap ang stewardess.

"Miss, paano ko tatanggalin ang chewing gum sa tenga ko?" tanong nito./////


THE WIFE
Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, "I haven't met your wife. Where is she?"

Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, "Oh, my wife just passed away."////


KAMUKHA DAW
Jingoy: Dad, sabi nila pagnakaharap ako kamukha ko si Jose Rizal, pag-nakaside view kamukha ko naman si Manuel Roxas. Anong ibig sabihin yon?

Erap: Mukha kang pera.////


SUNOG
Nasunog ang Malacañang kaya inalalayan si Erap ng maraming PSG para makalabas.

"Sir, dito po ang daan," sabi ng isang PSG na itinuturo ang fire exit.

"***** ka ba? Gusto mo bang masunog ako?

Eh diyan nga ang labasan ng apoy eh," sagot ni Erap////


WA CLASS
Reporter to Erap alighting from a PAL flight: "Mr. President, what can you say about the economy?"

Erap: "I don't know, kasi nasa first class ako."///


Bakit hindi lalake ang nanganganak? Eh paano mo nga naman palalabasin dun ang bata? Ano yun, parang toothpaste?/////


IN LABOR
One particular day many years ago, Erap's wife was having labor pains.

Erap panicked so he called their doctor.

Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!

Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?

Erap: Yes, doc!

Doc: Is this the first baby?

Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!////


SAVE
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: "10, 9, 8,....".

FVR shouts, "Flood!". In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able to escape because of the commotion.

It's Cory's turn. She shouts: "Earthquake!". The people watching the execution panicked. She was able to escape.

Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started counting again: "10, 9, 8, 7....". Erap had a mental block. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

Erap shouted: "Fire!"./////

Erap shouted: "Fire!"

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Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started counting again: "10, 9, 8, 7....". Erap had a mental block. "5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."

Erap shouted: "Fire!".///// Heheheheh Napabilis tuloy execution!!!