ISA PANG KAKULITAN

by **Dammam** Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:46 pm

GROUP
Erap was asked if a group of birds is called a flock of bird, and a group of fish is called a school of fish, and a group of wolves is called a pack of wolves, then what do you call a group of dogs?

Erap: Madali lang yan, anong akala ninyo sa akin tanga!
Di anser is "asociation".//////

FRIES
Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.

"Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries" order ni FVR sa ingles.

"And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.

"The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too" sagot ni Erap.//////

LOVE CODE
Sa panliligaw ni Erap, mahilig siyang sumulat ng coded love messages tulad ng:

ITALY - I truly adore and love you

SASAYA - Stay as Sweet as you are

Para lalong bumilib and kanyang nililigawan , sinikap niyang gumawa ng "love letter" na gamit and alphabet:

ABC - Always be careful

DEF - Don't Ever forget

GHI - Go Home Immediately

JKLM - Just Keep Loving Me

NOPQRSTUVW - No One Perfectly Quite Romantic Should Treat U Very Well

Napa-whew at pinagpawisan si Erap. Tatlong titik na lang and natitira...XYZ.
Pinag-isipan ito nang husto ni Erap. Makalipas ang oras, napangiti siya at pinalakpakan ang kanyang sarili bago sinulat ang:

XYZ - Xee You Zoon!!///////
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Atty: Gaano katagal ka nirape ng nasasakdal? Girl: 5 hours po! Atty: 5 hours ka ginahasa?!

Girl: Kasama na po yung foreplay dun, tapos nagyosi pa kami para may bonding.///////

Boss: Bakit ka nanginginig? Sec: Sorry sir, ngayon lang ako nakapasok sa motel. Boss: Saan kaya ang remote ng aircon? Sec: Dyan, nakatago sa gilid ng drawer, bandang kanan, kulay gray.////

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Naguguluhan ako. Di ba, yung Victory Liner, Pascual Liner, Alfonso Liner at G Liner, mga bus yun? Yung Panty Liner, bus din ba yun? Saan naman ang byahe nila?

Sa kasama yan ng eye liner. parehas cla ng ruta.
wahahaha!!!!////