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Post by Dammam Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:50 pm

What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 , 68, and 78 ?



At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.




At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.






At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.







At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.






At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.





At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.







At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!







At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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Post by zapco Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:10 pm

meron ng amnesia Laughing
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